Sheen Ariel Reiss



Nickname: The MacDaddy of...okay, just Sheen.

Age: 15

Birthday: February 27

Zodiac: Aquarius

Place of Birth: Bettendorf, Iowa

Ethnicity: Jewish

Nationality: American

Religion: Didn't you read "ethnicity"?

Height: 5'5

Weight: My mom likes to call my weight "husky". I like to call it "a little bit extra for more lovin".



Tattoos: A blazing eagle on my chest. What, you don't believe me? (None)

Piercings: Yeaaah...no.

Scars: None that really matter.

Criminal Record: No? What fifteen year old has a criminal record?

Education: Rising Sophomore at AJW High School

Job: Bag boy at Trader Joe's



Family
Cdr. Dean Reiss (Father)
Dr. Rebekah Reiss, MD. (Mother - Pediatrician)

Pets: None, my dad doesn't like animals near or around the house.

Clothing style: Like old "Street Fighter" and "Mortal Kombat" tees. I like to keep it retro! Jeans, plaid shorts and Converses.

Personality: Excitable. Utterly oversexed. Witty. The best wing man ever, even if it is just a "wolf pack" of two. Definitely a "doer" instead of a "thinker"!

Sexual Orientation: I likes the ladies. The ladies are learning to like me back...

Relationship Status: Single and ready for mingle-age.

Random Fact(s)
One of my "fondest" memories is farting loudly during my Bar Mitzvah ceremony. Riiiight during the reading of the Torah.
Goes mainland for three weeks, every summer, to attend "Weight Conscious" camp.
Owns over twenty-seven Marvel comic action figures (NIB, tyvm).
To me, Comic Con isn't an event. It's an experience.

Biography

Uh, I'm Sheen. And I love the ladies. All the ladies, I don't discriminate. I have a mom and a dad. Mom's cool, she doesn't stress me much as she's at the hospital a lot. Seeing patients and shi- I mean stuff. Dad? That's another story. He's a real militant type, you know? Gotta have things his way or no way. And by "his way" I mean "perfect" and nothing less than "GI JOE". If it were his choice, I'd be on the Football Team, not the "Anime Club" at school. But he lucked out and got a total non-meat head for a son. Who would want that anyway? Anyway, I dig Kapuhai Reef. All the skin you'll ever want to see in one place. And the awesome part? We've got sun nine months a year, dude. Bikinis, bikinis, bikinis! Even the rampant jocks and jerks couldn't make it suck. This is the life!